Every year there is a day or two where the UK Media organisations get to claim that the UK will be hotter than the Caribbean. The UK Media heatwave silly season always makes me smile when I read the claims. It suggests that people in the Caribbean or somewhere else more consistently temperate suddenly realise this news and head off to sunny Bournemouth!
I think the reporter could literally save the article in favourites and then dust it off every August to delight the readers as if it was the first time it was written.
Sea's The Day 