Beach people know this;

  1. You don’t just spend time on the beach in the summer
  2. You are constantly told you live somewhere that people yearn to see
  3. You know that every problem is reduced by sitting near the sea
  4. When people drop rubbish on your beach you go mental
  5. Dog walkers not picking up their dog mess will result in shouting loud OOYYY!
  6. You know that a bad day on the beach is better than a good day in the office
  7. You know that salty kisses are the best kisses
  8. You know that all food tastes best by the sea
  9. You have realised that sand will always be in your car, hallway, socks, shoes, shower
  10. You know that seagulls cannot be trusted to watch your food
  11. You know that the sound of waves are medication for the mind
  12. You are not sure if tourists are good or bad
  13. You cannot imagine wanting to be anywhere else

Published by NCS

reader of great literature, teller of tales, photographer of mostly awful snaps but on occasion I am half decent.

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